*le me in Pokémon X a few days ago*
Me: AHAHAHA! I HAVE DONE IT! MY FAVORITE POKEMON HAVE REACHED THE LEVEL OF THE GODS!
Now, to challenge someone!
*battles someone and loses* Well then, F*ck.
But that was naught but a fluke!
and LOSES TO ONE FREAKING POKEMON!*
Me: ...... Arceus/God, you just love to prove me wrong.
But one day..... I shall- *loses again* GOD DAMN IT!